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THE COLLEGE TEAM 2011-2012

Please note: the following players may or may not be pictured. Kids today! Who can keep track of 'em?

Ashlee Abernethy wins “Top of the Alphabet” competitions every time.

Katie Barbaro has cereal for dinner just to let you know who’s boss.

Kimia Behpoornia has one of those names that sort of rhymes with itself.

Georgia Button is the answer to the question "What do you press to activate a peach?"

Jacky Chan may not be who you were expecting, but is just as entertaining.

Erin Colicchio dares you to pronounce her name correctly. If you do, she promises you a pony.

Catherine Combs her hair frequently, even though it never tangles.

Drew Cullinan is a little miffed about being the past tense of "Draw Cullinan."

Ryan Curran: there's a Ryan on each CSz LA team, and this one belongs to the College Team. Hands off.

Jeff Echegoyen wants to fly to the moon, just to say he’s been there.

Alex Faciane’s voice can cure fevers.

Roger Garcia III out of V isn’t a bad score.

Colton Harker once caught a firefly. They’re still friends to this day.

Bekah Hinds came up with Twitter in ‘95.

Tiffany Katz gives you that old-time, down-home feelin'.

Bill Kottkamp is just what you should do if Kottkamp breaks your window.

Rachel Kottkamp gladly cries at joyous occasions.

Kate Logue agrees with your taste in movies.

Nika Mabson can be yours for just four simple payments of $19.99.

Kurt Maloney fought crime briefly, but is now retired. He’s waiting for that one wild rookie to reel him back in.

Joy Mamey performs at Bar Mitzvahs.

Brock McKenzie sounds like a Scottish candy.

Sean McSweeney is a clever anagram for Aces Weensy Men.

Kirstie Newman was raised by cats. Tuna makes her smile.

Tyler Phillips likes to test his limits, but is terrible at math.

Tyler Prado reached enlightenment, but doesn’t want to give away spoilers.

Alex Queen is only royalty by name.

Victor Quispe will see Erin Colicchio's bet and raise you a dachshund.

Carla Ruiz de Chavez has so many names that there's not really room for a joke.

Arielle Schwitkis says every sixth palabra in Spanish.

Dylan Smith seems friendly. Beware.

Mimi Spindle loves palindromes, which is why she greets everyone with "I'm I'm Mimi."

Logan Stein likes Twister. Both the movie and the game, but never combine the two.

Ari Stidham is a one-man band. Isn’t Guitar Hero great?

Jordan Stidham is a charmer. Hold on to your daughters.

Andrew Tippin only sees things in black and white. He’s not opinionated, he just needs to see an optometrist.

Kellie Whisler talks to animals in her spare time.

Jessica Williams takes a while to buffer, but she sure does shine.

Jacob Wysocki sometimes feels like a nut; sometime he don’t.